New Years'

Wishing you a happy new year. Like all leap years, I will make my new years' resolutions public.
Here they are -
1. To be polite to Ms. Dhingra and other boring people. Okay, starting now!
2. To perfect and polish (if there is such a thing) my Punjabi.
3. To not offend people, even when it is fun.
4. To not enter the Ferozeshah Kotla stadium with a German flag, in an India v/s SriLanka match.

Dhananjay